{"id":379523,"date":"2013-09-07T03:34:00","date_gmt":"2013-09-07T03:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/staging.annahelizabeth.com\/index.php\/2013\/09\/07\/third-wheel-out\/"},"modified":"2013-09-07T03:34:00","modified_gmt":"2013-09-07T03:34:00","slug":"third-wheel-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/staging.annahelizabeth.com\/index.php\/2013\/09\/07\/third-wheel-out\/","title":{"rendered":"Third Wheel Out"},"content":{"rendered":"
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It happened in my office.<\/span><\/p>\n

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With a few strokes on my keyboard.<\/span><\/div>\n
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I was writing a piece to submit to She Writes\u2019 Three Minus One<\/i> contest submission.<\/span><\/div>\n
“The oldest of three, I wanted only two children. You know, that whole \u2018third wheel\/third-man-out\u2019 syndrome, I wrote.<\/span>
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And I continue thanking my lucky charms that Warren is willing to help me proof my work and he catches little mishaps like that!<\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n
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With love and a little bit of laughter for you, my magical friends\u2026<\/span><\/div>\n
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Soon\u2026<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n
\ufeff<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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