{"id":379610,"date":"2013-01-21T05:38:00","date_gmt":"2013-01-21T05:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/staging.annahelizabeth.com\/index.php\/2013\/01\/21\/flippin-funny\/"},"modified":"2013-01-21T05:38:00","modified_gmt":"2013-01-21T05:38:00","slug":"flippin-funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/staging.annahelizabeth.com\/index.php\/2013\/01\/21\/flippin-funny\/","title":{"rendered":"Flippin’ Funny"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\u201cGown opens in the back.\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
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Instructions for my recent colonoscopy and upper GI<\/span><\/a>\u2014a Flipper<\/i>, they call it\u2014however, included additional pieces of attire.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
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\u201cEverything off except your bra, socks, and shoes.\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
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\u201cAnd there\u2019s a pair of shorts for you to put on,\u201d the nurse said before she left the room.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
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I couldn\u2019t help chuckle at the fashion designer\u2019s sense of humor.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
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And as I crawled onto the gurney, I had one more laugh before the lights went out.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
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With three inches of fresh snow on the ground, this is the footwear I wore to the appointment.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
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Had I known what to expect, I would have worn something a bit more stylish, like my red boots or Steve Maddens.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
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What about you? What moment(s) made you smile this week? Stirred a simple sense of happiness? Share it here and spread a little humor.<\/i><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
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Soon<\/span><\/i><\/a>\u2026<\/i><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
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You know the drill. \u201cGown opens in the back.\u201d Instructions for my recent colonoscopy and upper GI\u2014a Flipper, they call it\u2014however, included additional pieces of attire. \u201cEverything off except your bra, socks, and shoes.\u201d \u201cAnd there\u2019s a pair of shorts for you to put on,\u201d the nurse said before she left the room. I couldn\u2019t […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4250,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[316,653,769,161,162,233,393,655,770,320,771,772,167],"class_list":["post-379610","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-happyhappens","tag-colonoscopy","tag-flipper","tag-happiness","tag-happiness-happens","tag-happy-happens","tag-health","tag-humor","tag-moon-pants","tag-random-happiness","tag-steve-madden","tag-upper-gi","tag-womens-issues"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/staging.annahelizabeth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Moon-Pants-Front.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/staging.annahelizabeth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/379610","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/staging.annahelizabeth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/staging.annahelizabeth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/staging.annahelizabeth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/staging.annahelizabeth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=379610"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/staging.annahelizabeth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/379610\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/staging.annahelizabeth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4250"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/staging.annahelizabeth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=379610"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/staging.annahelizabeth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=379610"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/staging.annahelizabeth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=379610"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}