{"id":380121,"date":"2025-08-17T18:01:48","date_gmt":"2025-08-17T18:01:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/staging.annahelizabeth.com\/index.php\/2025\/08\/17\/childbirth-hemorrhoids-and-healing-oh-my\/"},"modified":"2025-08-17T18:01:48","modified_gmt":"2025-08-17T18:01:48","slug":"childbirth-hemorrhoids-and-healing-oh-my","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/staging.annahelizabeth.com\/index.php\/2025\/08\/17\/childbirth-hemorrhoids-and-healing-oh-my\/","title":{"rendered":"Childbirth, Hemorrhoids, and Healing \u2014 Oh My!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>TMI alert: but hey, healing isn\u2019t always tidy!<br>And sometimes it can be downright hilarious&#8230;in a twisted sort of way.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>My first two children were delivered by cesarean section. Thanks to my high-risk specialist, my next two were vaginal deliveries.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That third birth came with its fair share of challenges \u2014 one being hemorrhoids so bad I couldn\u2019t sit for weeks without one of those donut pillows.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And here\u2019s the kicker\u2026 those little annoyances never left.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After years of putting up with them, I finally decided to ask my doctor about removal. She referred me to a proctologist.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When I arrived for my appointment, the receptionist asked for my insurance card. As I handed it over, I realized I\u2019d given her my dental card.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cOh, wait!\u201d I said. \u201cWrong card \u2014 we\u2019re looking at a different part of my body than my teeth.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A few seconds later, she looked up, chuckled, and said, \u201cI just got that.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Since all the paperwork had been filled out in advance, the doctor knew why I was there \u2014 but in true doc fashion, he came in, sat down, and said, \u201cSo, tell me what\u2019s going on.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>With a half-grin, I replied, \u201cWell\u2026 when I delivered my daughter, I ended up with massive hemorrhoids that have been with me for decades years. I finally decided to get over my embarrassment and see if something can be done about them.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He smiled, and gave a slight nod of his head. I\u2019m pretty sure there was a silent snicker in there.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And honestly \u2014 is there any delicate way to talk about that?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Humor may not cure everything, but when we\u2019re willing to lean into it \u2014 even in life\u2019s messiest moments \u2014 it can help us heal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Your turn:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When was the last time you found yourself laughing in the middle of something completely uncomfortable, messy, or hard?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TMI alert: but hey, healing isn\u2019t always tidy!And sometimes it can be downright hilarious&#8230;in a twisted sort of way. My first two children were delivered by cesarean section. Thanks to my high-risk specialist, my next two were vaginal deliveries. That third birth came with its fair share of challenges \u2014 one being hemorrhoids so bad [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":380122,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1904,1412,1387,1421,1881,1903,1382],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-380121","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-and-healing","category-family","category-grief","category-health","category-humor","category-loss","category-parenting"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/staging.annahelizabeth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Laughter.-Its-easier-than-childbirth-post-700-x-800-px-600-x-800-px.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/staging.annahelizabeth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/380121","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/staging.annahelizabeth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/staging.annahelizabeth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/staging.annahelizabeth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/staging.annahelizabeth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=380121"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/staging.annahelizabeth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/380121\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/staging.annahelizabeth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/380122"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/staging.annahelizabeth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=380121"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/staging.annahelizabeth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=380121"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/staging.annahelizabeth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=380121"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}